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Literary Beauty

"I’m always amazed at friends who say they try to read at night in bed but always end up falling asleep. I have the opposite problem. If a book is good I can’t go to sleep, and stay up way past my bedtime, hooked on the writing. Is anything better than waking up after a late-night read and diving right back into the plot before you even get out of bed to brush your teeth?" -John Walters 

LOVE reading. Although, I didn't actually start readingreading until July of 2012 when I got my Nook, the love of my life.

Abbreviations I use in my reviews:

WTS (Wrist Twitch Syndrome) - The compulsory jerking of the wrist in an effort to pitch the nook away from the body to reduce mental anguish and self inflicted bodily harm. 

ERS (Eye Roll Syndrome)The act of rolling one’s eyes multiple times in a matter of mere minutes.

The severity of this syndrome tend to vary from benign eye rolls every now and then, depending on the situation and protagonist, to intense eye rolls, of which, cause the body to seize up for minutes at a time.

**Both symptoms tend to manifest as a result of naive, stupid, clueless, lovesick, rose-glasses wearing puddle-depth fucktard protagonists or an ag-on-izing storyline.

Currently reading

Frankenstein: Prodigal Son
Scott Brick, Kevin J. Anderson, Dean Koontz

Glamour (Rae Wilder, #1)

Glamour - Penelope Fletcher Page 126 of 187. Done. I can't go any further...no, no I refuse to go any further. My blood pressure is up, I have a migrane, my eye is twitching, my throat is burning with bile...I just can't, I'm going to need some serious medical attention if I continue this read.

Rae you Floozy! You are the epitome of everything I despise in a female protagonist! You are stupid, so very stupid and I honestly believe you have a mental condition that prevents you from keeping your hormones in check whenever you catch scent of a male! Male anything! It could be a troll and you would try to get to third base!

Keep your legs closed Ho!

Oh and let me not forget the one responsible for it all...Thank you Penelope Fletcher for writing the first book that caused such a adverse reaction to my being that I had no other choice but walk away...before-I-even-got-to-the-end! Self-preservation at it's glooooriouuus best.